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Military

Questions:

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1.    Who is most likely to get the drunkest tonight?
2.    Who’s most likely to forget their rifle?
3.    Who’s most likely to fall asleep on guard duty?
4.    Who cries during ruck march?
5.    Who has had sex in the drying room?
6.    Who is the worst at following orders?
7.    Who is the biggest try-hard?
8.    Who is the most homesick?
9.    Who is most likely to accidentally discharge their weapon?
10.    Who should change their socks more often?

11.    Who always fails inspection?
12.    Who is most likely to become an officer?
13.    Who hoards all the good MREs?
14.    Who is the biggest machine?
15.    Who is always late for guard duty?
16.    Who is the worst at map reading?
17.    Who won't make it past security tonight?
18.    Who posts TikToks in uniform?
19.    Who is the biggest slacker?
20.    Who leads from the front?

21.    Who keeps the whole tent awake with their snoring?
22.    Who’s constantly wearing NATO goggles?
23.    Who always argues with the officers?
24.    Who has the best war face? (Show me your war face!)
25.    Who never helps with cleaning?
26.    Who has the largest member?
27.    Who’s most likely to write a book about their time in service?
28.    Who’s most likely to get dishonorably discharged?
29.    Who needs to shine their shooes?
30.    Who always takes the role-playing too far?

31.    Who consumes the most energy drinks?
32.    Who would you share a field smoke with?
33.    Who would you not want as a battle buddy?
34.    Who would you want as a battle buddy?
35.    Who is most likely to fall asleep during lectures or briefings?
36.    Who is always late?
37.    Who is the biggest kit-whore?
38.    Who has the dirtiest weapon?
39.    Who is the biggest barracks rat?
40.    Who always carries others' weight during marches?

41.    Who can't carry their own weight during marches?
42.    Who is the biggest testosterone-warrior?
43.    Who is most likely to get stuck in the military?
44.    Who shouldn't be in the military?
45.    Who is the biggest besserwisser?
46.    Who does the weirdest things in the tent?
47.    Who married right before joining up?
48.    Who is most eager to dig trenches?
49.    Who will get locked up by MP tonight?
50.    Who should chug their drink?

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