Rules:

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When you start the drinking game "Fuck the Dealer," the dealer asks the first player (usually the one sitting to the left) to guess the suit of the top card in the deck (Hearts, Diamonds, Spades, or Clubs). If the player guesses correctly, the dealer must drink 2 sips, and the game continues with the next player. If the guess is wrong, the player must drink 2 sips.

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If the player guesses the wrong suit, the same player must then guess the value of the next card that is drawn. If they guess correctly, their turn ends, and the dealer must drink 3 sips. If they guess incorrectly, the player must drink 4 sips.

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If the player fails to guess the card's value correctly on their second attempt, they get one last chance to correct the mistake. They must then guess whether the next card drawn will be higher or lower than the previous card. If the guess is correct, the dealer must drink 4 sips. If not, the player must drink 5 sips and takes over the role of the dealer.

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You can modify the rules by adding that two players in a row must guess wrong on all three questions before the dealer is switched, or by removing one of the three questions. If the dealer is not switched before all cards in the deck are used, a new dealer starts with a fresh deck.